FUNNY STORY! MUST READ!
TITLE! How Tim went Crazy
It’s very random so plz don’t go all crazy, my friend I thank for my randomness!
Ally: Dude what’s going on?
*Tim was screaming on the ground*
Ally: Are you ok? Saying looking confused.
Tim: Do I look ok, that TV just shot out blood!
Ally: Tim your crazy!
Tim: Shut up you loser!
Ally: Why don’t we go outside?
*CRASH*
Tim: Whoa! what the hell was that?
Ally: Tim, relax. Ill go see ok.
*Walks over to the bedroom to see that there was nothing on the floor or in the room*
Ally: Tim there is nothing in here!
*He walks over and looks in the room*
Tim: Ok….sorry.
Ally: Are you ok now?
Tim: Yeah, I’m fine.
*THUMP THUMP CRASH*
Tim: WA…what was that!
Tim: Ally the TV is attacking!
Ally: Shit Tim it’s a damn TV!
Tim: Run Ally, the TV is fricken cursed!
*Ally sees the TV and Screams*
Ally: Oh my God, the TV is cursed!
Tim: Duh stupid I said that about 100 times.
*Crash*
Ally: Oh shut up, you are crazy though.
Tim: Like you aren’t you saw that “Killer bunny” outside.
Ally: I did! That bunny was evil!
*Crash*
Evil TV: Shut up, stupid humans!
Tim: Shit that TV is talking!
Ally: What in the hell is an evil TV doing here?
Evil TV: I said shut it! Let me explain!
*Blood was coming out of the TV*
Ally: Stupid evil TV! Look at my floor!
Tim: Great and I have to clean that!
Ally: Oh poor you, please.
*CRASH REALLY SUPER LOUD*
Evil TV: Listen to me! I’m trying to explain myself!
*silence*
Evil TV: OK, I was killed in this house!
Tim: Shit dude you’re a TV you can’t be killed!
Ally: Retard let him finish!
*Both gave each other dirty looks*
Evil TV: (sigh) I used to live in this house. Then, I got my soul put in this TV. I have been trying to tell you! Please help me!
Ally: Oh my, how did you die?
Evil TV: My parents killed me, because I watched too much TV.
Tim: That just plain retarded! What did you watch porn or something that I could understand?
Ally: Gosh you’re a sick boy aren’t you?!
Tim: Ally, I’m a guy what do you expect?
Evil TV: He does have a point.
Ally: WHAT! Even an Evil TV watches porn?!
*Silence*
Tim: So, what channels do you get? Do you have dish?
Evil TV: I have everything man! Even the Japanese one!
Tim: Dude you can’t get that anywhere else, but Japan!
Ally: Evil TV, do you wish to come out?
Evil TV: Nah, I think I’m fine, thanks though.
Tim: Hey lets get that Japanese one!
Evil TV: Sweet man.
Ally: So that’s it go get porn with an Evil TV!!!!???
Tim: I guess, he’s nice and he likes porn! What more is there?
*Ally standing there stunned*
Tim: Ally are you ok?
*Ally walks away out the door*
Evil TV: Who is that?
Tim: Ah, she is my friend. She’s cool.
Evil TV: So can I get outta this TV?
Tim: Let me see the porn first!
Evil TV: Fine (stupid human), but after that get me out of this TV!
(6 hours later)
Tim: THAT WAS GREAT!!!
Evil TV: Yes very good, now get me outta this TV!
(15 min later)
Tim: I don’t know how?
Evil TV: WHAT! YOU STUPID HUMAN!
Tim: Hey, don’t call me stupid I’m not the one stuck in the box!
Evil TV: I will kill you!!
Tim: What!? Ahh wait stop Ahh!
Evil TV: Die you baster!! Die die!
*Blood goes everywhere*
Evil TV: Muwahahahahaha fear me!
*Evil TV smirks*
Ally: Ok are you two done having perv fun?
*Ally walked into the house to see Tim on the floor*
Ally: Wonder what happened?
*Like she cared*
*Ally walks over and pokes Tim with a stick*
Ally: Hey Tim! Tim! Get up you porn sicky!
Tim: Uh…..oww.
Tim: Stupid TV, just you wait….uh…oww….your gonna get it!!!
Ally: Stop wining already and shut up!
Tim: You shut tup you’re to loud anyway!
*Tim stared at the TV on the ground*
Tim: Ally that TV!
Ally: Not this again! Tim the TV is not cursed!
*Tim got up from the floor and shook the TV*
Ally: Tim stop shaking the fricken TV! That is the 5th one we bought!
Tim: 5th one what?!
Ally: The first TV, you hit with a base ball bat and same with the second one. Then, with the third one, you threw it out the window! With the fourth one you kicked to death! Now, this is the fifth one, so don’t kill it! These things cost money so nock it off!
*Ally looked at Tim, mad*
Tim: Sorry, Ally but ever since…….
*Ally cut him off*
Ally: Yes, yes we all know that story, about the cursed TV that watched porn with you!
*They both laughed and smile*
Tim: So there is no cursed TV that watches porn?
Ally: No, Tim there is no cursed TV that watches porn.
Tim: Too bad, that would be so cool.
*Ally sighed*
Tim: What?
Ally: Nothing, you are just weird!
*Tim got up and walked over to the TV to turn it on*
Ally: What are you doing, its 2 in the morning?
Tim: Well, I got nothing outta the Evil TV, so I’m going to watch porn on this one.
Ally: You’re a dumbass!
*Ally walked off and closed the door to sleep*
Tim: Well, you’re just mad, because I’m not watching you!
Ally: Like I want you to, you sick perv!
Tim: Good old TV, you would never hurt your old friend Tim!
TV: Like hell I would!
Tim: Shit Ally the TV is evil!
TV: Shut up!
Ally: Yeah, shut up. What the TV said!
*Tim just sat on the couch as the TV yelled at him who is super sad; anyway Tim just sat and turned off the TV, to see that it turned on again. Then Tim opened the window to throw out the Cursed TV*
*CRASH*
Tim: To bad there was no porn on that thing
*He opened his bedroom and fell into a deep sleep*
The End! Thanks for Reading and I give the thanks to Tim (he’s real) who let me use his crazy ass dream!
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